Do you know what time ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn!
Do you know how to get down off a horse? You don’t get down off a horse, you get down off a duck!
A man and a duck are walking outside together. Suddenly the man sees a low flying plane and yells, “DUCK!” The duck looks back at him, annoyed, and yells, “MAN!”
Julie Feinstein
I am a Collection Manager at the American Museum of Natural History, an author, and a photographer. I live in New York City. I recently published my first popular science book, Field Guide to Urban Wildlife, an illustrated collection of natural history essays about common animals. I update my blog, Urban Wildlife Guide, every Sunday.
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